i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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