Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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