what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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