THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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