I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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