Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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