Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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