This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so let's talk penis.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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