i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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