I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
