I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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