I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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