Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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