Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Randomize
