epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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