He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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