If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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