Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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