You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
