So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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