How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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