she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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