ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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