Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update