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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  "Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (607): View more from New York

  please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ

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• (904): View more from Florida

  The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off

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