I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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