How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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