Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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