I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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