He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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