you guys were way drunker than both of me
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
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I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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