you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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