Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
