Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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