was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You've changed since you got that strap on
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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