You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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