I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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