it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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