Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
