How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
