If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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