zippers are such a cool invention
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Your penis caused this!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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