i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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