3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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