You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
