Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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