Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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