Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she peed on how many people?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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