I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
my sisters under your porch take her home
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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