just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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