It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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