I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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