You just made me feel so damn special
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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