Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
They have beer where we have blood.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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